Story One
Me: The plovers descended from the heavens.
Courtney: Music resonated from the elaborate rose garden.
Josh: Jessica suddenly burst from behind a bush and moon walked into her bedroom.
Me: Jessica had almost made it out with the Holy Hand Grenade, but alas, she was pecked by ravens(1)... Again...
Courtney: And all for the love of bleu cheese...
Josh: Joshua was confused.
Me: Then the plovers and ravens did an interpretive dance(2).
Story Two
(I wasn't here for this one so I'm attempting to figure out who wrote what by handwriting that is very similar)
Josh(?): A tiger is sleeping deep in the forest.
Courtney(?): A worm crawls through the dirt.
Josh(?): When all of a sudden he pounces on Chumsly.
Courtney(?): He was going to make a grand birthday cake.
Josh(?): When suddenly Chouchou came up from behind!
Courtney(?): And that was all there was to it.
Story Three
Josh: It was a bright sunny day.
Me: Then in a sudden turn of events, Blue was pecked by ravens.
The Mum: And then the monkey went 'Yehaw'
Dad: Suddenly, the mailman had a heart attack.
Courtney: A masked man suddenly appears.
Josh: Courtney was greatly amused by this.
Me: Blue stares at you.
The Mum: The cat came back the very next day.
Dad: Get out of here, she yelled, the whole thing is about to blow up!
Courtney: It had been a grand day.
1. The pecked by ravens thing is from a game called 'Outrage!' where you have to steal the crown jewels from whatever castle it is they're in (can't remember right now and too lazy to look). There are certain spaces in the middle of the board where you have to draw a card (called raven cards) that cause different things to happen like call a guard out to the Waterloo post which blocks a potential escape route. I'm the one who always draws the 'pecked by ravens' card which sends me to the hospital and lose a turn... Stupid ravens...
2. You don't want to know...
That be all!
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P.S. I have three more stories for next time.








